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[imnotamommasboy]

I'm on a farm with talking animals and am babysitting five year old with an afro and a cow suit. Who won't stop calling me 'Sephy.'

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I'm selling the kid to the butcher's. Be back later.

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[iamlambosan]

HIHI WE HAVE ANIMALS BUT THEY TALK. THIS IS WEIRD. AND THEY KEEP THINKING IM A COW SHOULD I GET THEM WITH LAMBO-SANS EYE LASERS?

[imnotamommasboy]

Maybe they feel some sort of deep primordial connection with you.

[iamlambosan]

THEY THINK IM STUPID THOUGH

[imnotamommasboy]

Maybe if you acted more like a cow, they'll slowly start to accept you.

[iamlambosan]

LAMBO-SAN WANTS TALKING ANIMALS TO BE NICE THOUGH MAKE THEM BE NICE

[imnotamommasboy]

Try threatening them. Tell them that you'll sell them to the zoo.

[iamlambosan]

LAMBO-SAN WILL MAYBE THEYLL BE NICE BUT ITS STILL SAD SEPHY

[imnotamommasboy]

Stop calling me that, brat.

[iamlambosan]

SEPHY SEPHY SEPHY SEPHY SEPHY THEY TRIED TO BITE ME

[imnotamommasboy]

.....Then stop harassing them.

[iamlambosan]

BUT THEY NEED TO BE NICE SEPHY MAKE THEM BE NICE FOR LAMBO-SAN

[imnotamommasboy]

Feed them something.

[iamlambosan]

I DONT HAVE FOOD CAUSE I ATE IT

[imnotamommasboy]

Kid. I'm going to kill you if you don't stop talking.

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[iamlambosan]

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[iamlambosan]