(in a tard voice)
Cake. it my favorite.
Cake. I wish I had some now.
Cake. It comes in flavors like chocolate and regular.
Cake. DON'T FORGET THE FROSTING.
Cake. Share it with a friend.

him talking about brendas boss

"shes a lying ho"

yes, the ghetto is over taking him

tonight is my last night on nights bitches!!!!!! that means i get to EAT ICECREAM AGAIN YAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

so there best be enough left for me to get super stoned or im gonna pop a cap in someones ass

<3me

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