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The Thing Is - Ellen Bass
The thing is ( Read more... ) -
Richard Dawkins by some dude who doesn't recognize his genius, sadly.
My friend BLANK wrote the following poem. I'm pretty sure it's the best thing I've ever read.
Richard Dawkins
I used to collect baseball cards,
Certain they would make me a millionaire,
While I obsessed over my Jose Cansecos,
Richard Dawkins was formulating doctrine,
According to him, the onus is on me,
Onus,
Bonus,
Honus Wagner,
Don't ever show this poem ( Read more... ) -
Now's the perfect time to visit Iran
It's my NEPHEW!
From the e-mail from my brother : "To the left of his face is his elbow - he was lying back with his arms behind his head sticking his elbows out! You can also see his foot to the right of his face. He was poking himself in the forehead with his feet the whole time!
It's kind of creepy looking, but since it's our own baby, we think ( Read more... ) -
Mostly for my Cubs fans...
...but even if you don't care about baseball you have to admit - THIS DUDE IS HOT!
So Geo has been my favorite Cub since he replaced that JACKASS Kendall in the playoffs last year.
I HATED Kendall...with a passion I have never hated a Cub. I DO NOT HATE CUBS! I hate booing. I hate shit talking. Dudes have bad days, I still love them. I get sad ( Read more... ) -
The image of the straight talk guy
I just ate a lettuce sandwich. That's bread and lettuce only, folks ( Read more... ) -
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Lit (or: to the scientist I am not speaking to any more)-- Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz
Don’t say you didn’t see this coming, Jason.
Don’t say you didn’t realize this would be my reaction
and that you never intended for me to get all worked up,
because if that were true, then you are dumber
than Lenny from Mice and Men, blinder than Oedipus
and Tierus put ( Read more... ) -
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"the quiet world" by jeffrey mcdaniel
in an effort to get people to look
into each other's eyes more,
the government has decided to allot
each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.
when the phone rings, i put it
to my ear without saying hello.
in the restaurant i point
at chicken noodle soup. i am
adjusting well to the new way.
late at ( Read more... ) -
Distressed Haiku - Donald Hall
You think that their
dying is the worst
thing that could happen.
Then they stay dead.
