Richard Dawkins by some dude who doesn't recognize his genius, sadly.

[im_not_marching]

My friend BLANK wrote the following poem. I'm pretty sure it's the best thing I've ever read.

Richard Dawkins

I used to collect baseball cards,
Certain they would make me a millionaire,
While I obsessed over my Jose Cansecos,
Richard Dawkins was formulating doctrine,
According to him, the onus is on me,
Onus,
Bonus,
Honus Wagner,
Don't ever show this poem

Comments

[crooked7]

“Don't ever show this poem to an old dude.”

Why not? What happens if I do? It doesn’t have anything to do with rape does it?

[im_not_marching]

Everything has something to do with rape. Just ask a feminist.