> [TEXT | NIGHT] Eridan: Demand some answers.

[roemance]

-- caligulasAquariam [CA] began trolling ilPromenade [IP] --

ok guess wwhat its fuckin question time so evverybody shut your loosejawws an listen up got it
one wwhere the fuck am i and twwo howw the fuck did i evven get here
three wwhy the fuck cant i fuckin speak wwhat the shit happened to me
four no seriously wwhere the fuckin fuck am i there arent

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[lunardancing]

Calm down, and you'll get some answers, okay?

[roemance]

wwoah
i dont need some filthy anonymous blooded human tellin me to clam dowwn ok
fuck i mean calm
im perfectly calm
im just fuckin pissed as all hell

[lunardancing]

"Filthy"?

You're going to have a hard time getting any answers if you're angry with everyone.

[roemance]

yeah
all a you humans are pretty disgustin an not to mention wweird and gross
i aint goin to havve a hard time if i just beat the answwers out a someone
but you should tell me wwhats goin on anywway
to showw some respect for royalty

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[necrofantasia]

Someone else brand new? How lovely.

Your w key seems to be sticking, dear.

[roemance]

lovvely isnt the wword id use
fuckin awwful is more like
my ww key is fine its a royal accent ok
exotic or somethin
not that i wwould expect lowwblood humans to get it

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[itaidakimasu]

It's called Promenade. Hold on.

{Sending PromStarterGuide.doc}

What's all this about blood?

[roemance]

fuckin stupid human name
wwow ok thats the dumbest shit i evver heard
wwhat the fuck did you seriously expect me to fall for trollin that bad
you cant troll a troll dumbass
and i wwouldnt expect someone who types in black to be thinkin about their blood
thats pretty cowwardly you knoww hidin it like that
but i guess since youre a human i can tell you that im a highblood

[itaidakimasu]

I think it's Latin or Italian or something. And I'm not trolling you. Try talking.

Seriously, what do blood and black text have to do with anything? Hiding what?

....is highblood supposed to mean anything to me?

[roemance]

ivve tried i knoww it doesnt wwork
but thats probably just you humans usin your fake magic stuff again
hidin your blood colour idiot
wwhy the fuck do you think im typin in purple its cause ivve got purple blood
highblood just means im royalty so you better havve some respect

[teneka]

[flailbonk]

[GASP.] Your words are all purple!

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[roemance]

WWHAT THE FUCK WWAS THAT DID YOU JUST SPEAK STRAIGHT INTO MY THINK PAN OR SOMETHIN
oh my cod fuckin humans just keep gettin wweirder that is not ok shit

[talking into your think pan some more]

[flailbonk]

What's a think pan? Your words are all weird!

Nobody can talk here at night! That's why you hafta think what you wanna say instead!

[roemance]

wwhat the fuck is wwrong wwith TYPIN like a NORMAL CODDAMN WWRIGGLER
i am not fuckin comfortable wwith humans in my think pan ok oh cod
howw do i make it stop

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[xfire_birdx]

There's this thing called anger management. You might want to look into it.

[roemance]

theres this thing called shut the fuck up
you might wwant to look into it

[xfire_birdx]

So you want answers, and yet you don't want the people who can give you answers to talk? I see the complete logic in that one. You get an A+ in intelligence.

[roemance]

look some human already gavve me answwers
but im pretty sure theyre fake and im just bein trolled here
really badly by the wway
tryin to troll a troll howw fuckin dumb can humans get