> [TEXT | NIGHT] Eridan: Demand some answers.

[roemance]

-- caligulasAquariam [CA] began trolling ilPromenade [IP] --

ok guess wwhat its fuckin question time so evverybody shut your loosejawws an listen up got it
one wwhere the fuck am i and twwo howw the fuck did i evven get here
three wwhy the fuck cant i fuckin speak wwhat the shit happened to me
four no seriously wwhere the fuckin fuck am i there arent

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[xfire_birdx]

There's this thing called anger management. You might want to look into it.

[roemance]

theres this thing called shut the fuck up
you might wwant to look into it

[xfire_birdx]

So you want answers, and yet you don't want the people who can give you answers to talk? I see the complete logic in that one. You get an A+ in intelligence.

[roemance]

look some human already gavve me answwers
but im pretty sure theyre fake and im just bein trolled here
really badly by the wway
tryin to troll a troll howw fuckin dumb can humans get

[xfire_birdx]

They can get pretty stupid. Although you're not much better, it seems - you say you got answers but you don't believe them? I think that contradicts itself just a bit.

[roemance]

they
are you sayin youre not a human
theyre obvviously fake answwers ok nobody wwould believve somethin that stupid but a human

[xfire_birdx]

No, not a human. What sort of answers did they give you? I can verify if it's true or not.

[roemance]

this piece of shit
http://tinyurl.com/glubglubhumanlies

[xfire_birdx]

Oh, that. Yeah, this place is, unfortunately, seriously the rough equivalent of a low-budget boring horror movie on fucking acid.

[roemance]

this is a horror movie for humans
wwoww thats pretty shit
ivve got no idea wwhat the fuck acid is but i dont wwant it
anywway if youre not a human wwhat are you cause youre definitely not a troll

[xfire_birdx]

I'm a demon. I'm going to assume you're not the type of troll that hides under bridges and eats people or some shit.

[roemance]

didnt knoww demons could talk like humans
wwhat the shit no
that wwould be the saddest excuse for a troll i evver seen
im a sea dwwellin troll anywway

[xfire_birdx]

... Sea dwelling troll? Didn't know sea dwelling trolls could talk like humans. Do you hide under seaweed and eat fish?

[roemance]

trolls are masters of languages ok wwe picked up on human english in fivve fuckin' seconds
no i dont hide under seawweed wwhat the fuck
wwhat the hell do you think i am i livve on a ship

[xfire_birdx]

Obviously you didn't pick up on human english very well. Either that or you're having an affair with the letter w.
On a ship? But you said you were a seadwelling troll, not a shipdwelling troll.

[roemance]

its a royal accent ok
also its a typin quirk thats howw wwe alwways type wwe gotta be unique an shit
like kar ALWAYS TYPES IN CAPS AND SHIT AND SWEARS EVERY SECOND FUCKIN WORD and kan Puts Emphasis On Every Word And Uses Way Too Many Of Them
and wwe type in the color of our blood
look ill livve wwherevver the fuck i wwant i found the ship an thought it wwas kind a cool so i movved in
that doesnt mean im not a sea troll