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[ilovemyorifice]

[The feed comes on to reveal a blank expression once again.]

It did not take me very long to reach Cherrygrove. I do not understand why it is called Cherrygrove when there are no groves of cherries to be found here. Grooves. Guh-row-vvvs.

[Good evening Johto! It's your favorite weirdo psycho nut job alien again! Ax has made it to and left behind

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[thebelsareinert]

... Is something wrong?

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[ilovemyorifice]

There is nothing wrong in particular. I simply wish that Hyperbole could learn a more useful technique.

[Simple answer from a straightforward fellow. He doesn't look perturbed or anything.]

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[thebelsareinert]

[... maybe he imagined hearing it.]

What does it know?

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[ilovemyorifice]

Teleport, ele, ell-eeee. This is the only move that it knows.

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[ilovemyorifice]

[Note to self, ask Rachel and Marco what the word "fuck" means.]

I am of excellent mental health. I repeat the syllables merely because they are pleasant to say. I do not have a mouth in my normal form, though I do have a tail blade. It is a blade that grows from the end of one's tail.

[Insults. They are going right over his head.]

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[ilovemyorifice]

[Oh Karkat, if you just knew the half of it.]

Indeed. They only have four fingers and two legs, and wear these artificial skins and hooves. Vvvss. They do not even have stalk eyes for proper detection of a rear or aerial attack.

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[joxertheawesome]

Oh, hey. I guess I didn't think about you starting with an Abra. They're kinda hard to train. You can buy a Dream Eater TM in Goldenrod, though. I think you can even order it to be delivered in other towns' Pokémarts. We'll get you hooked up, no worries.

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[ilovemyorifice]

That would be most useful. I shall see about requesting the Dream Eater technical machine in Goldenrod.

[A beat.]

I find it fascinating that Hyperbole's species is capable of sustaining itself on dreams. This is a truly fascinating place. I will have to reevaluate the entertainment value of your video games, even if they are quite primitive for toys.

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[joxertheawesome]

I'm... not totally sure that's what 'Dream Eater' means. Besides, most of our video games don't have actual worlds hiding behind them. Then again, I didn't think this one did, either. What do I know?

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[ilovemyorifice]

It is rather strange... If we have ended up here then I suppose it is technically possible for someone from this world to have ended up on Earth, creating the game based on their own memories. It does not, however, explain the strange woman in New Bark Town.