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[ilovemyorifice]

[The feed comes on to reveal a blank expression once again.]

It did not take me very long to reach Cherrygrove. I do not understand why it is called Cherrygrove when there are no groves of cherries to be found here. Grooves. Guh-row-vvvs.

[Good evening Johto! It's your favorite weirdo psycho nut job alien again! Ax has made it to and left behind

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[ilovemyorifice]

[Note to self, ask Rachel and Marco what the word "fuck" means.]

I am of excellent mental health. I repeat the syllables merely because they are pleasant to say. I do not have a mouth in my normal form, though I do have a tail blade. It is a blade that grows from the end of one's tail.

[Insults. They are going right over his head.]

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[ilovemyorifice]

[Oh Karkat, if you just knew the half of it.]

Indeed. They only have four fingers and two legs, and wear these artificial skins and hooves. Vvvss. They do not even have stalk eyes for proper detection of a rear or aerial attack.

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[ilovemyorifice]

I would never be so rude as to pull another creature's body part. It is quite genuine. Gen, jin. They make up for it quite well with their orifices.

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[ilovemyorifice]

As you wish. My name is Phillip. Fill, fill. Fill lip. What is yours?

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[ilovemyorifice]

[Well it's easier on the tongue than "Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill".]

It is pleasant to meet you, Karkat Vantas.