Love it.

America's right fucked, y'all.

I'd have some sort of witty repartee in this space, but that piece writes itself, really. Holy shit people are dumb.

Anyways. I know it's been awhile since my last update, and I know that all of you are waiting with baited breath for the next entry. I would've posted an entry on a party I went to last week, but I ( Read more... )

I'm back. What am I back from? Playing enough Tekken and DDR to give Rob Strangman an aneurysm, that's what. And I dyed my hair. It's black now ( Read more... )

Okay, a little confession, before I begin:

I love watching religious programming. It's just funny to watch grown men and women scream and cry about how the world is going to end because of the homos.

Now don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with religion. There's just a lot of things wrong with people taking impressionable kids and telling ( Read more... )

Shut up.

Just shut up.

I know I said, "I'M NEVER COMIN' BACK CUZ I GOTS MY OWN WEBSPACE!" And we all saw how well that worked out. Which is to say, it didn't ( Read more... )

Sorry guys, but this is my last LJ entry. Ever.

Just go here from now on.

Oh snap, it's Valentine's Day, which means single people everywhere are gonna bitch. I used to do the same thing. When I was a freshman. Just chill out y'alls ( Read more... )

So, as you all obviously know, I stepped up to the big leagues, got off my lazy ass and bought a domain name (P.S: Cross Changer Cross Changer Cross Changer Cross Changer). The following is me giving credit where credit is due ( Read more... )

WELL I'M MOVIN' ON UP!
(MOOOOVIIIINN' ON UP!)
TO THE EAST SIDE!
(MOOOOVIIIINN' ON UP!)
GOT A DELUXE DOMAIN NAME IN THE SKY-HIGH!

OH I'M MOOOOOVIN ON UP!
(MOOOOVIIIINN' ON UP!)
TO THE EAST SIDE!
(MOOOOVIIIINN' ON UP!)
OH WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE!

Get to clickin' everyone!

Hi there everybody! The time has come again for a new tale to be told. THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE ( Read more... )