The Enemy General Has Fallen To My Blade!
Hi there everybody! The time has come again for a new tale to be told. THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE!!
Ahem. Anyways, the day began in a hum-drum fashion: wake up, play video games, eat something, go on computer, eat something, play video games, and so forth. But, a slight alteration was in order, as I left the house. For once.
The scene: Ian's apartment. My job was to put together Ian's brand new computer, which I did easily. After computer fiddling and Super Bowl watching (I'm not much of a football fan, so this came as a surprise even to me), Kelsey came over, and the threesome began.
HAH HAAA! No, not really. We just went to this place called Cici's Pizza.
Cici's is a buffet pizza parlor. All the pizza you can eat. I ate quite a bit (seven big slices of different types of pizza), and was still nowhere near full. This would be fixed when we returned to the apartment. Upon return, Ian and I began playing some Midnight Club 2, which leads to...
Midnight Club 2- I don't like racing games, except for Mario Kart and Ridge Racer. MC2 did nothing to change my feelings towards racers.
Then Nick came over with a collossal sandwich. He couldn't finish, so guess who did? That's right, Mike did. Yes, Mike and Brian came over before Nick relinquinshed his sandwich. But not even Mike could finish it, so I did.
Then someone (Ian I think) busted out with the ganja. Blah blah got high blah blah you know the drill by now. Then Ian, obviously out of his mind, decided to watch Half-Baked...
Half Baked- Not really funny. At all. RICK JAMES BITCH!
Then after that movie finished (THANKFULLY), Ian, Kelsey and Brian all went to bed (but not the same bed. Get that threesome idea out of your head!), which left myself, Nick and Mike. Nick then put in another movie he picked up recently...
The Truth About Love- Do not see this movie under any circumstances. The movie is about this guy who's cheating on his wife with, get this, his wife, only now she's wearing a wig. Yes, there apparently is someone retarded enough to not figure out the difference between Jennifer Love Hewitt with a horrible British accent and Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing a wig and unsuccessfully adopting a deep voice.
After finishing up that crapfest, another round of smoking was in order. Things were about to go VERY wrong...
I SET MY HAIR ON FIRE! Yes, my hair got a little too close to the flame, and things happened. No, I'm not hurt and I'm not bald ("DAMMIT!" I hear many of you saying), but it definately scared the shit out of me. So, if you have long hair and are comntemplating trying marijuana, just say no. Unless you have testicles, you bitch. I went to bed soon after.
DAY TWO
I woke up at about nine, and began playing Dynasty Warriors 3...
Dynasty Warriors 3 (X-Box)- Not really all that different from the PS2 version. It's still amazingly fun though.
But some of my friends did not feel the same way. Some of them really REALLY don't like video games or anime. At all. If they were stupid, they'd probably ask me if I even HAD a social life, without realizing the irony in asking me that question despite my having spent an entire day with these people. Luckily they are not dumb. You'd think they'd never seen a long haired guy wearing a Samurai Champloo hoody (with a Samurai Champloo t-shirt underneath) play video games or talk about how much he likes anime. Seriously, they looked at me as though I was molesting a small child while I was working my way up to 400 kills. It's very annoying that my friends like to vocalize just how much they don't like my hobbies, whereas I keep my mouth shut about the crappy music they love so much. The only thing hardcore about Hardcore is that it sucks- HARDCORE!! So let me just put this in words you guys can understand (j/k y'all). I'm not mad or anything, I'm just saying...
YOU GUYS LIKE SHITTY MUSIC, I LIKE ANIME. DEAL WITH IT. YEAH, I MAY PLAY VIDEO GAMES A LOT AND OWN A FRIGHTENINGLY LARGE AMOUNT OF THEM, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO FUCK KIDS, OKAY?
You'd think they were Saki (you know, from Genshiken. X motherfucking D).
But anyways, I left around noon, as everyone else had work and shit to do.
The night before, Ian had given me his old computer tower. This thing was supposed to have 80 gigs of disk drive space, which was a Godsend compared to my paltry 14 gigs. So I took that sucker home and quickly plugged it in.
MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF DISK DRIVE SPACE: 1.96 GBs.
So, I quickly ran back to my old tower in a hurry. Looks like I'll just go back to looking for a new (CHEAP) one.
Ahem. Anyways, the day began in a hum-drum fashion: wake up, play video games, eat something, go on computer, eat something, play video games, and so forth. But, a slight alteration was in order, as I left the house. For once.
The scene: Ian's apartment. My job was to put together Ian's brand new computer, which I did easily. After computer fiddling and Super Bowl watching (I'm not much of a football fan, so this came as a surprise even to me), Kelsey came over, and the threesome began.
HAH HAAA! No, not really. We just went to this place called Cici's Pizza.
Cici's is a buffet pizza parlor. All the pizza you can eat. I ate quite a bit (seven big slices of different types of pizza), and was still nowhere near full. This would be fixed when we returned to the apartment. Upon return, Ian and I began playing some Midnight Club 2, which leads to...
Midnight Club 2- I don't like racing games, except for Mario Kart and Ridge Racer. MC2 did nothing to change my feelings towards racers.
Then Nick came over with a collossal sandwich. He couldn't finish, so guess who did? That's right, Mike did. Yes, Mike and Brian came over before Nick relinquinshed his sandwich. But not even Mike could finish it, so I did.
Then someone (Ian I think) busted out with the ganja. Blah blah got high blah blah you know the drill by now. Then Ian, obviously out of his mind, decided to watch Half-Baked...
Half Baked- Not really funny. At all. RICK JAMES BITCH!
Then after that movie finished (THANKFULLY), Ian, Kelsey and Brian all went to bed (but not the same bed. Get that threesome idea out of your head!), which left myself, Nick and Mike. Nick then put in another movie he picked up recently...
The Truth About Love- Do not see this movie under any circumstances. The movie is about this guy who's cheating on his wife with, get this, his wife, only now she's wearing a wig. Yes, there apparently is someone retarded enough to not figure out the difference between Jennifer Love Hewitt with a horrible British accent and Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing a wig and unsuccessfully adopting a deep voice.
After finishing up that crapfest, another round of smoking was in order. Things were about to go VERY wrong...
I SET MY HAIR ON FIRE! Yes, my hair got a little too close to the flame, and things happened. No, I'm not hurt and I'm not bald ("DAMMIT!" I hear many of you saying), but it definately scared the shit out of me. So, if you have long hair and are comntemplating trying marijuana, just say no. Unless you have testicles, you bitch. I went to bed soon after.
DAY TWO
I woke up at about nine, and began playing Dynasty Warriors 3...
Dynasty Warriors 3 (X-Box)- Not really all that different from the PS2 version. It's still amazingly fun though.
But some of my friends did not feel the same way. Some of them really REALLY don't like video games or anime. At all. If they were stupid, they'd probably ask me if I even HAD a social life, without realizing the irony in asking me that question despite my having spent an entire day with these people. Luckily they are not dumb. You'd think they'd never seen a long haired guy wearing a Samurai Champloo hoody (with a Samurai Champloo t-shirt underneath) play video games or talk about how much he likes anime. Seriously, they looked at me as though I was molesting a small child while I was working my way up to 400 kills. It's very annoying that my friends like to vocalize just how much they don't like my hobbies, whereas I keep my mouth shut about the crappy music they love so much. The only thing hardcore about Hardcore is that it sucks- HARDCORE!! So let me just put this in words you guys can understand (j/k y'all). I'm not mad or anything, I'm just saying...
YOU GUYS LIKE SHITTY MUSIC, I LIKE ANIME. DEAL WITH IT. YEAH, I MAY PLAY VIDEO GAMES A LOT AND OWN A FRIGHTENINGLY LARGE AMOUNT OF THEM, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO FUCK KIDS, OKAY?
You'd think they were Saki (you know, from Genshiken. X motherfucking D).
But anyways, I left around noon, as everyone else had work and shit to do.
The night before, Ian had given me his old computer tower. This thing was supposed to have 80 gigs of disk drive space, which was a Godsend compared to my paltry 14 gigs. So I took that sucker home and quickly plugged it in.
MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF DISK DRIVE SPACE: 1.96 GBs.
So, I quickly ran back to my old tower in a hurry. Looks like I'll just go back to looking for a new (CHEAP) one.