Would it be too much to ask for the link too?? I have no access to the DVD-- well unless it was released in Asia for some reason... would really appreciate it. Pretty please? :-)
I didn't think it was that bad. But I'm my glee of DJ (who I found attractive) I sorta sent the movie to all my friends. And they are SO going to judge me for being even sort of gleeful about this movie. Oh well.
*Well mostly my fantasies consist of porn, not “hearts beating as one.” I think all that tofu has affected mystic!Zoe’s vagina. I know, what the fuck was that? If someone asked me what my fantasies are, they'd get a long description about my threesome with Jensen and Jared. None of this hears beating as one business.
I think it’s a cop-out to keep Priestly looking that way. I mean, what message does that send, that in order to be happy and find a partner you have to change your appearance to suit others, even if it’s not true to yourself? That message blows. Yeah, you totally think this movie is going to be about loving yourself for who you are, and then BAM, last five minutes is like "NOPE! You change to be who everyone else wants you to be. That is how you find love." I actually thought when Tish was like "I'll go out
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Well it was better than the one scene I saw from The Christmas Cottage, so it's got that going for it. ^___~
Yeah, that fantasies scene threw me off, I was, like, Dude, girls fantasize the same way guys do. We don't think about frolicking through a field of flowers with unicorns and butterflies and gazing deeply into someone's eyes, we think about fucking. In conclusion: NEEDS MOAR COCK.
And Priestly's "You can't see what's right in front of you, you only see the wrapper" diva!fit set the movie up to finish on a "Be happy with yourself and look beyond the surface at others" note, but it totally copped out and turned that message upside down by turning Priestly into a (admittedly very scrumptious) Ken-doll. I thought Tish's condition would be that he change back, too, but that didn't happen so the movie basically undermined itself with its shallow ending. Failboat!
ALSO, you are so right about the horrible music they play for magic lady. And every scene she is in sucks. Like, are you magic? Is this supposed to be a supernatural movie? WTF?
*…Two old hippies riding naked on horses in front of their friends during their marriage ceremony. That is something I never want to see again. Poor horses!
TRUTH. THE ONLY JUNK I WANT ON MY BACK IS JENSENS.
EEE, now I can't stop imagining Jensen and the little girl getting a dancing lesson from Jared!
Jensen would be, "Like this?" and do some rockstar!move a la "The Eye of the Tiger" and Jared would be, like, "No, it needs to be more spontaneous. Pretend you're having a seizure, but with pelvic thrusting. Yeah, like that!"
And the little girl would giggle at their big gay love and adorableness and that night she'd be, like, "Hey mom, today I got dancing lessons from Jensen and his husband."
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WHY IS EVERYBODY SUDDENLY WATCHING IT?!
Is the DVD out?
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I KIND OF LIKED THE FILM, TOO, BUT I THINK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN BECAUSE OF THE DINO-HAIR.
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*Well mostly my fantasies consist of porn, not “hearts beating as one.” I think all that tofu has affected mystic!Zoe’s vagina.
I know, what the fuck was that? If someone asked me what my fantasies are, they'd get a long description about my threesome with Jensen and Jared. None of this hears beating as one business.
I think it’s a cop-out to keep Priestly looking that way. I mean, what message does that send, that in order to be happy and find a partner you have to change your appearance to suit others, even if it’s not true to yourself? That message blows.
Yeah, you totally think this movie is going to be about loving yourself for who you are, and then BAM, last five minutes is like "NOPE! You change to be who everyone else wants you to be. That is how you find love." I actually thought when Tish was like "I'll go out ( ... )
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Yeah, that fantasies scene threw me off, I was, like, Dude, girls fantasize the same way guys do. We don't think about frolicking through a field of flowers with unicorns and butterflies and gazing deeply into someone's eyes, we think about fucking. In conclusion: NEEDS MOAR COCK.
And Priestly's "You can't see what's right in front of you, you only see the wrapper" diva!fit set the movie up to finish on a "Be happy with yourself and look beyond the surface at others" note, but it totally copped out and turned that message upside down by turning Priestly into a (admittedly very scrumptious) Ken-doll. I thought Tish's condition would be that he change back, too, but that didn't happen so the movie basically undermined itself with its shallow ending. Failboat!
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TRUTH. THE ONLY JUNK I WANT ON MY BACK IS JENSENS.
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Jensen would be, "Like this?" and do some rockstar!move a la "The Eye of the Tiger" and Jared would be, like, "No, it needs to be more spontaneous. Pretend you're having a seizure, but with pelvic thrusting. Yeah, like that!"
And the little girl would giggle at their big gay love and adorableness and that night she'd be, like, "Hey mom, today I got dancing lessons from Jensen and his husband."
YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED JUST LIKE THAT
^____^ <333
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