ic x first bond

[ieyasachu]

Good day, inhabitants of this land!

[The feed starts a bit unsteady as Ieyasu tilts his head and stares curiously at the camera. Guess who comes from the paaaast? This loser!]I introduce myself as Tokugawa Ieyasu, a general of the Toyotomi Army. As kind and hospitable as you have been to me lately, I must make the request that I be promptly

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[cynicizing]

Yeah, see, you ain't gonna be going home for a pretty long time.

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[cynicizing]

'Cause we're not even in the same world.

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[ieyasachu]

[ . . . ]

Excuse me?

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[cynicizing]

Unless you've got a place called Johto on the maps back home, you could swim across the fuckin' ocean and you still wouldn't find your way back to Japan.

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[ieyasachu]

... is this for certain?

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[cynicizing]

Yeah, preeeetty certain, unless just about every single person's here wrong.

[A pause]

Which could happen, but there's the odds, you know?

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[ieyasachu]

That's true... And I'd hate for everyone to be so entirely misguided...

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[cynicizing]

So you're stuck here. Better get comfy quick.

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[ieyasachu]

Is that truly the only option? Is that what you have adjusted to?

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[cynicizing]

Hey, this place kinda grows onto you after a while.

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[ieyasachu]

Does it really? But... don't you miss your home?

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[cynicizing]

[No, not really.]

Sure, but that doesn't mean I can't kinda like this place, as fucked up as it is.

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[ieyasachu]

Ah... well, that is a rather positive attitude. I'm glad!

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[cynicizing]

Uh... sure, man. Whatever you say.

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[mitsundere]

[.......he does not like the implications there, and it is clear on his face and in his tone.]

Explain yourself. If we have found our way here, we will find our way back.

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[cynicizing]

Tough luck there. I'm pretty sure no one's ever willingly gone back home in this place.