Good day, inhabitants of this land!
[The feed starts a bit unsteady as Ieyasu tilts his head and stares curiously at the camera. Guess who comes from the paaaast? This loser!]
I introduce myself as Tokugawa Ieyasu, a general of the Toyotomi Army. As kind and hospitable as you have been to me lately, I must make the request that I be promptly directed back home. Whatever your cause may be, I will ensure a peaceful discussion with Hideyoshi-sama as soon as a few matters are addressed!
... to put it simply, I am looking for two persons. One would be Tadakatsu Honda who is a large person dressed completely in the most advanced armor that we could develop! He takes to the skies often after he has launched, but I cannot seem to find him. The second would be Mitsunari Ishida. ... he has a bit of a foul temper and is perhaps rather intimidating and isn't very good at-
It does not matter. How do I leave this place? Quickly.
[Oh what sorry was he expected to finish this broadcast? Nah, sorry guys, the Pokegear is getting dropped as he suddenly runs off. The voices are a bit more distant, but as Pichu comes on screen and at least has the smarts to pick up the fallen Pokegear. Looks like Mitsunari was harassing someone.]
Mitsunari! This is a strange question I'm sure, but have you seen Tadakatsu? You would think a person of his height would be hard to miss!
That is unimportant. It is far more important that we return to Hideyoshi-sama's side.
[Pichu manages to climb up Ieyasu's back and the camera just manages to catch the
mitsundere before them, watching a poor civilian walk off.]
Farewell, miss! Thank you for dealing with him! And well Tadakatsu can give us a ride if we ask nicely, I'm sure.
If you have not yet noticed, Ieyasu, he is not here.
... well that's why I'm looking for him, Mitsunari. Certainly he must turn up if you and I are here.
Cease being so foolish. There is no such guarantee; you are wasting your time.
[Already Mitsunari is beginning to walk off when Ieyasu seems to remember the post he was making. His smiling face meets the camera again.]
... oh. I found one of them!
Found one of what.
[... uh oh.]
Nothing--
[and a hasty end to the message. kindly help Ieyasu before he dies on his first day.]
[OOC: So! Mitsunari and Ieyasu will both be tagging this post~]