ic x first bond

[ieyasachu]

Good day, inhabitants of this land!

[The feed starts a bit unsteady as Ieyasu tilts his head and stares curiously at the camera. Guess who comes from the paaaast? This loser!]I introduce myself as Tokugawa Ieyasu, a general of the Toyotomi Army. As kind and hospitable as you have been to me lately, I must make the request that I be promptly

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[dangoism]

You should get him to eat dango. That would calm him down.

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[ieyasachu]

[congratulations you are first caller!!!

and this means you get to catch Ieyasu mid-fall as he's being attacked]

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[mitsundere]

[Because this is a very angry Mitsunari who did not like the answer Ieyasu gave him.

Thankfully for Ieyasu, he is distracted by the device.]

There is no reason to be so infuriatingly cryptic--

[Your device is talking. B(]

...?

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[dangoism]

[Wow guys she didn't fail this much with the 'gear-]

Oh, are you two having an intimate moment? I suppose I should leave you alone, then.

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[cynicizing]

Yeah, see, you ain't gonna be going home for a pretty long time.

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[ieyasachu]

[.... YOU ARE A NEW FACE. ALSO WHY ARE YOU DRESSED THAT WAY. Nothing seems to make sense.]

No...? Why may that be?

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[cynicizing]

[WELCOME TO THE MODERN WORLD.]

'Cause there isn't a way out of this place.

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[ieyasachu]

[WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 'MODERN'.]

... May I inquire as to what definition of 'out' you are using?

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[nichirinnoshita]

[LOOK WHO FIGURED OUT HOW THIS DEVICE WORKS.]

Tsch. Tokugawa Army. You are here.

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[ieyasachu]

[GUESS WHO'S STILL TRYING BUT MOST OF THE WAY THERE?]

Ahaha, well... both yes and no! The Toyotomi have taken in the Tokugawa for the time being. But yes, I am here.

... I wouldn't suppose you know where 'here' may be?

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[nichirinnoshita]

[He's going to ignore that question because he well knows where he is. Sorta. He's not going to tell you yet.]

I see that the Sengoku Saikou was nothing more of a disposable pawn to you at the end of the day if he is not at your side. Heh. And your choice of follow up is no other than the Curse King.

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[ieyasachu]

[............... wait what-

Sorry Mouri. Those were very two long, wordy statements. Give him a second.]

Tadakatsu is not a pawn by any means! He's my treasured subordinate! Though I remain confused. Mitsunari is my fellow general, so I wouldn't say I 'followed up' with him, even though I did meet him after....

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[ieyasachu]

[....? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ON THIS END EITHER. also hey masamune hopefully you're not too sore about mitsunari kicking your ass that one time]

Even you, One-Eyed Dragon? Who is it that rules over Johto that managed to secure so many of us?!

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[mitsundere]

[Yeah he hates you too. Have a moment's pause.

...nope, utterly unfamiliar to him.

So he's ignoring you, Masamune, turning to talk to Ieyasu instead.]

...What a pointless waste of time.

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[tigersninja]

Tokugawa...?

[BUT

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SHRIMP

AND HAVE AN UGLIER OUTFIT

WHAT'S GOING ON]

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[ieyasachu]

[Ah...! Somehow he manages to get out of arguing with Mitsunari and manages to be completely distracted.]

Ahh, Sarutobi! How good it is to see you again. Though under these circumstances, it does come as a bit of a surprise...!

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[tigersninja]

Yes, wonderful, but... when did you go through a growth spurt?

[Video]

[ieyasachu]

[in between the second and third game--]

Some time ago! Ahaha, must you really mock me for being just a bit late to grow?