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[ieyasachu]

Good day, inhabitants of this land!

[The feed starts a bit unsteady as Ieyasu tilts his head and stares curiously at the camera. Guess who comes from the paaaast? This loser!]I introduce myself as Tokugawa Ieyasu, a general of the Toyotomi Army. As kind and hospitable as you have been to me lately, I must make the request that I be promptly

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[cynicizing]

Yeah, see, you ain't gonna be going home for a pretty long time.

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[ieyasachu]

[.... YOU ARE A NEW FACE. ALSO WHY ARE YOU DRESSED THAT WAY. Nothing seems to make sense.]

No...? Why may that be?

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[cynicizing]

[WELCOME TO THE MODERN WORLD.]

'Cause there isn't a way out of this place.

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[ieyasachu]

[WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 'MODERN'.]

... May I inquire as to what definition of 'out' you are using?

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[cynicizing]

... As in, 'not off this frickin' continent' kind of out? You're stuck here, man.

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[ieyasachu]

[. . .]

So this is not any region of the Land of the Rising Sun?

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[cynicizing]

... Dude, can't you just say 'Japan'?

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[ieyasachu]

[ . . . isn't that the Western term-]

I do not rightly believe so...? Unless you would prefer it, then I suppose I can adapt.

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[cynicizing]

'Land of the Rising Sun' is kind of a mouthful, you know?

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[ieyasachu]

[ . . . ]

I had not noticed.

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[cynicizing]

Try sayin' it ten times fast.

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[ieyasachu]

[ . . .

A perplexed look before-]

I shall meet that challenge!

Land of the Rising Sun. Land of the Rising Sun. Land of the Rising Sun. Land of the Rising Sun. Land of the Rising Sun. Land of the Rising Sun. Rand of the Lising Sun--

[ . . . ]

Ahhh, you may have a point.

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[cynicizing]

Exactly. Japan's so much easier and besides, more people will probably get you that way.

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[ieyasachu]

Truly? Is this a Western land of some sort then?

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[cynicizing]

Dude, I don't know where the hell this is.

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[ieyasachu]

... how is that possible?