ic x first bond

[ieyasachu]

Good day, inhabitants of this land!

[The feed starts a bit unsteady as Ieyasu tilts his head and stares curiously at the camera. Guess who comes from the paaaast? This loser!]I introduce myself as Tokugawa Ieyasu, a general of the Toyotomi Army. As kind and hospitable as you have been to me lately, I must make the request that I be promptly

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video;

[dangoism]

You should get him to eat dango. That would calm him down.

video; 1/2

[ieyasachu]

[congratulations you are first caller!!!

and this means you get to catch Ieyasu mid-fall as he's being attacked]

video; 2/2

[mitsundere]

[Because this is a very angry Mitsunari who did not like the answer Ieyasu gave him.

Thankfully for Ieyasu, he is distracted by the device.]

There is no reason to be so infuriatingly cryptic--

[Your device is talking. B(]

...?

video;

[dangoism]

[Wow guys she didn't fail this much with the 'gear-]

Oh, are you two having an intimate moment? I suppose I should leave you alone, then.

video;

[ieyasachu]

[yeah okay thanks mitsunari, he's got it]

Oh no, not at all, miss! This is the norm, really.

[implications going way over his head]

Might you have a free moment to answer a few questions though....?

video;

[dangoism]

[YOU'RE NO FUN]

If it doesn't cut too much into my dango-eating time.

video;

[ieyasachu]

[SORRY HE'S DENSE]

Ah, truly? You're too kind, miss! Then to begin with I suppose... would you perhaps know where I am?

[and then he is showing the camera his surroundings- definitely New Bark Town]

video; TEASE. NOT EASE.

[dangoism]

[SHE'LL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO TEASE HIM.]

Your mother's hometown, of course.

video; BUT THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH PEOPLE TO EASE HIM

[ieyasachu]

[GOOD LUCK.]

... but I am rather certain that my mother came at least within Mikawa and I know the land very well....

This is not within the land.

Might you mean my newfound foster mother?

video; NO GO AWAY

[dangoism]

[WORST COMES TO WORST SHE CAN ALWAYS PUNCH HIM OR SOMETHING.]

Indeed. I'm sure it would upset her greatly, to know that you might not consider her to be your mother as well.

video; BUT MISS FERRIS

[ieyasachu]

[YEAH GOOD LUCK AND DON'T HURT YOUR HAND]

Ah...! No no, I merely need some time to adapt. I would never to do someone such an insult! I greatly appreciate all my foster mother has done for me in the short time I have known her.

video; NO BUTS

[dangoism]

[HEY, BADASS NORMAL HERE. AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS THE GROIN ATTACK.]

Exactly. And so, as I've said, you're currently dwelling in her hometown.

video; ..... ;^;

[ieyasachu]

[SUPPOSEDLY EVERYONE IN SENBASA IS BADASS NORMAL. .... BUT OHGOD MISS FERRIS NO WHY]

I see... Might you know where the closest Toyotomi base to this location is then?

video; :|

[dangoism]

[YES BUT CAN THEY USE DANGO SKEWERS AS WEAPONS?

IT'S HER WAY OF SHOWING LOVE.]

Head north for two days, turn west and walk for half a day, go northeast for three days, and then south for thirty-two.

video; ;~;

[ieyasachu]

[MITSUNARI'S ULTIMATE WEAPON IS A FLOWER, I THINK]

..... Miss, why not then walk east for perhaps a day and then walk south for twenty-nine and a half?

video; she can lineface all day, I hope you know

[dangoism]

[BUT THAT DOESN'T CONDUCT ELECTRICITY. OR SOMETHING.]

You'll miss important clues along the way.