wow i still have one of these? whats been up people anyone i don't know on myspace here? uh yeah. i have neglected this pretty much completely lol

Resolutions, a two parter:

No more nefarious douchebaggary!

To be self-reliant in all ways by '08!

And I deserve some respect! I lived up to last years Quit Smoking resolution! It's been over 6 weeks and I haven't cheated at all.

"From the internet browser that you use to find discount porn to the instant messenger you use to pretend you have friends, Bill Gates owns your ass!"

haha thanks Morgan Webb, way to keep it real

Happy Halloween, Bitches! Check this out:

it are go good with pizza

Things my brain has learned in two or three of the last four days ( Read more... )

Happy Labor Day to all of you who had the day off - in the restruant industry, days off are usually relegated to a) christmas, b) thanksgiving and c) easter. Since today was none of those days, nor a Thursday or Saturday, I was obivously at work. Something about a day off really makes people go to restruants, and we were quite slammed as a result. ( Read more... )

things are good. more to come.

if god is our father, than certainly lord satan must be our cousin. why didn't anyone else understand these important things?

When I was in 3rd grade (so around 1990) the new millennium was still shrouded in secrecy. No one knew what to expect, but all the technological advances man was making were snowballing into some huge, amazing leap forward in lifestyle ( Read more... )