[forced into being public][secrets week. >>]

[idontgethurt]

[OOC: Immediately after Buffy threw her boyfriend's clothes (aka Sam's) at a naked Damon so he would stop being naked in front of her and before he could change into clothes of his own]

I'm in Sam Winchester's pants.

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[enoughtocarry]

[/FLAIL HE HATES THIS WEEK SO MUCH AND WHAT EVEN]

What the hell are you talking about, man?

[idontgethurt]

[SO SORRY, SAM ;;]

They're your pants. You'd think you would know.

[enoughtocarry]

[HE CAN'T .-.]

You'd think.

[idontgethurt]

[BAW ;;]

Don't worry. I'm not staying in them for long.

[descendent]

I've decided I don't want to know.

[idontgethurt]

That means we're even, because I didn't exactly want to tell or be in those pants. Desperate times, Elena.

[descendent]

Whatever you say, Damon. [/DRIPPING WITH SNARK]

[idontgethurt]

Can that be the policy all the time? Whatever I say?

[isaywe_party]

Really? Really? Of all the things the Rift could have you spit out it was THAT?

[idontgethurt]

The Rift is just wonderful that way, isn't it?

I loved your little reveal much more than this one.

[isaywe_party]

Yeah. You would.

[omnomnomface]

why are you in his pants that's not fair

GET INTO MY PANTS

[idontgethurt]

His pants were nearby, and I was in need.

That's the most direct offer I've ever received.

And I've been around for awhile.

[omnomnomface]

you're probably in need of some other things

things I can offer

I've been around the block too, mister

pretty please?

[idontgethurt]

I'm a simple guy but everyone has needs.

Do tell.

It sounds like you've been around a few blocks.

Now you're begging? Cute.

[starryeyed_cass]

Oh, brother.

Do I even want to ask?

[idontgethurt]

There's nothing to ask about. :)

[starryeyed_cass]

Pretty sure this allows some questions here.

... Why are you in Sam's pants?