[forced into being public][secrets week. >>]

[idontgethurt]

[OOC: Immediately after Buffy threw her boyfriend's clothes (aka Sam's) at a naked Damon so he would stop being naked in front of her and before he could change into clothes of his own]

I'm in Sam Winchester's pants.

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[descendent]

I've decided I don't want to know.

[idontgethurt]

That means we're even, because I didn't exactly want to tell or be in those pants. Desperate times, Elena.

[descendent]

Whatever you say, Damon. [/DRIPPING WITH SNARK]

[idontgethurt]

Can that be the policy all the time? Whatever I say?

[descendent]

I'm going to go with no.

[Pause.]

You were stuck naked in a gift box?

[idontgethurt]

Really? I'm so surprised.

[Sarcasm, thy name is Damon.]

Yes, I was. Several times. I know, terrible shame the gift wasn't left in front of your bed. I know you're disappointed.

[descendent]

Then why ask at all, Damon?

[Righteousness, thy name is Elena.]

Terribly. I don't know how I'll live with myself from now on.

[idontgethurt]

I can't help it, Elena.

[They have such beautiful names. :x]

You won't. That's the short answer. ;)