So today me and my counis set out to watch meet the fockers. Janel and I get to the window first and this white old lady opens up a register to help us out. So we were int he movie theatre waiting and wondering why the other cousins are taking so long. So apparently what happened is my cousin (Jaime) gave the woman 20 bucks and she gives him back 3 ( Read more... )

Atlanta clubbing is whack. Last nite we try to go to club 112 cuz Janel heard that club in a Jay Z song. We get there and the line is HECKA long. So Janel and I go stand in line while Jamie and Nyle park the car and we hear that Lil Jon and his crew are going to be performing. So we think that's cool until we go, hmm. . .and find out the cover is $ ( Read more... )

So just now, I'm sitting in the living room in my underwear and a tank top watching cosby show. Now the postman comes to pick up two packages I need shipped and I usually do make the effort to put on shorts but today I was feeling lazy. So I open the door and proceed to lift the boxes out. He's like whoa. So I just look at him and he's like "Damn, ( Read more... )

So yesterday Liz is in jamba juice, drops her cookie on the floor, and picks it up, dusts it off and eats it. Well she looks to me for affirmation (makes sense) but I inform her that no, I would'nt eat food off the ground at the mall. Don't care how poor I am or my track record in eating dirty stuff. Now the funny thing is that she's trying to ( Read more... )

I don't think I'm going to make it. One night. And I already HATE it. My back hurts from standing up for 2.5 hours straight. And 5 mintues into the class the entire class struggled to convert 19/8 into 2 3/8. 5 minutes and a lot of wrong answers later they had finally gotten it and I knew it was gonig to be a long nite. . .and it got worse from ( Read more... )

So today Janel and I are at IHOP talking about how we think it's sexy when guys have a temper. So then i start to relate the story about Dan when he bet the 5 girls against him playing bball. So then I'm talking in a normal voice (ie kinda loud) and explain very explicitly that i don't normally like Asian guys, dont' think they're cute. . .(about ( Read more... )

Would you abort a baby that you knew was going to be retarded? I'm reading another book (k, I know I need to stop this cuz then i get all in the book and can't do anything else till I'm finished) and this woman and her husband that are both Phd students @ Harvard have a middle child that has Downs Syndrome. I always thought I would, as much on the ( Read more... )

Damn San jose downtown drivers. Some idiot white woman just nearly ran me over. And for once, I actually had the go signal!!! And this is what kills me. . .I wasn't the only one on the damn crosswalk!!! I was negotiating around other ppl walking that wouldn't get the hell out of my way (but that's another problem all together). So a bunch of ( Read more... )

Lai just stopped by with Chuck on her way to Seattle. So she and I wound up at Korean bbq with Janel and Janel had to go to work so we hitched back. I think that's the last of my hitching days (Lai makes me do bad things) - this guy was BEYOND sketchy ( Read more... )

I really need to keep my own promises about not telling estealee anything again. . .so I"m sure she's put her own spin on the episode with my uncle and I, so here's what actually happened ( Read more... )