forty-seven. [voice/action]

[idkmybfftony]

[The camera clicks on, and a rather pudgy man with bleach blond hair (seriously, he resembles an overweight surfer dude or something) is there, grinning widely, with a pair of fake lens-less glasses on his nose. He may or may not be twirling his hair.]

So like, hey mansion! I am totally the United States of America, and am totally your hero for

Comments

[shinooooo]

...

[Laughs.]

Looks like the actor got the American stereotypes down.

[idkmybfftony]

Those steretypes are completely wrong! I don't know where they even come from!

[Voice]

[shinooooo]

They've got the fat part down...

It looks like all of these actors have no idea what they're doing.

[Voice]

[idkmybfftony]

Yeah, seriously. These are just bums off the street! Do they know anything about who they're supposed to be? The Queen must've done this on purpose!

[Voice]

[dayglo_ninja]

See?! You're going through the same thing!

How come these things are trying to make fun of us?!

[Voice]

[idkmybfftony]

I don't know! But it's so very annoying! If I wanted to be followed around by people, they could've at least been.. not this guy!

[Voice]

[dayglo_ninja]

Exactly!

And...y'know, this would have been kinda cool if the actor wasn't mocking what happened to me a few days ago...

[Voice]

[idkmybfftony]

...Well, it's all kinds of suck, really. Mine keeps bringing up things I'd rather not think about, either.

[proofofmylove]

America! You have one of those following you too? They're so mean!

[idkmybfftony]

They are! Making fun of us like that so openly..