[There is the sound of running water for a few moments. The sounds of a shower, if one's so inclined to notice specifics. The knob can be heard shutting off and for a moment, there's nothing. Just shuffling around.]

I think.. I need a priest or something. Isn't that how it works? A priest or Xenu or Dr. Phil.. hell, even Jerry Springer at this ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on, and you get a shot of America lying on the bed. However, something is notably wrong. For one, that wheezing quality his breathing had a few days ago is notably worse, sounding almost like rice krispies in milk for the first time. Weird popping, gurgling noises. Breathing suddenly takes way more effort than it should. Also, ( Read more... )

[Most nations/residents/whatever have taken to self medicating themselves during this time of calm, after a very depressing event. Be it with morphine or alcohol, people have tried to forget what was seen down those stairs ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on, and a rather pudgy man with bleach blond hair (seriously, he resembles an overweight surfer dude or something) is there, grinning widely, with a pair of fake lens-less glasses on his nose. He may or may not be twirling his hair.]

So like, hey mansion! I am totally the United States of America, and am totally your hero for ( Read more... )

[A sneeze is audible. America comes on screen, posted not too long after this. Well, at least he's not hiding under his bed anymore? He's wearing normal clothes and his bomber jacket. He sniffles pathetically and his voice is mildly congested. The shower can be heard in the background, and possibly over that, random Russian phrases involving vodka ( Read more... )