forty-seven. [voice/action]
[The camera clicks on, and a rather pudgy man with bleach blond hair (seriously, he resembles an overweight surfer dude or something) is there, grinning widely, with a pair of fake lens-less glasses on his nose. He may or may not be twirling his hair.]
So like, hey mansion! I am totally the United States of America, and am totally your hero for the day! So like, if you need anything, just call, 'cause I'm the hero and I help out wherever I'm needed!
What are you still doing here?! Give me that! [The camera jerks as it's snatched away, and a very irate America can be seen.] What the hell?! Seriously! I told you to stop following me!
Woah, dude! Calm down! I'm totally just studying for my part, dude! 'sides, no need to be so uptight! That's totally England's job! Totally still such a jerk, having never gotten over that silly little revolution thing!
[Sheer murder flickers across America's face for a moment.] This isn't funny. Whoever set me up for this, this isn't funny. This guy sounds nothing like me at all!
[Obnoxious slurping can be heard in the background as the actor in question drinks a soda. America stares a moment, before he stresses with newfound annoyance through his teeth.]
....nothing like me at all. Get out of my room!
Wh-what? Hey! Stop trying to oppress me! Free speech forever! You can't silence me! Waaaaah! Where are my allies to back me up? Englaaaand!
[He sets the camera down and moves over to physically move the actor out of his room by picking him up which he does, despite the yelling and the flailing. Yes, he can do that. Video times out during the manual extraction of the pesky actor.]
So like, hey mansion! I am totally the United States of America, and am totally your hero for the day! So like, if you need anything, just call, 'cause I'm the hero and I help out wherever I'm needed!
What are you still doing here?! Give me that! [The camera jerks as it's snatched away, and a very irate America can be seen.] What the hell?! Seriously! I told you to stop following me!
Woah, dude! Calm down! I'm totally just studying for my part, dude! 'sides, no need to be so uptight! That's totally England's job! Totally still such a jerk, having never gotten over that silly little revolution thing!
[Sheer murder flickers across America's face for a moment.] This isn't funny. Whoever set me up for this, this isn't funny. This guy sounds nothing like me at all!
[Obnoxious slurping can be heard in the background as the actor in question drinks a soda. America stares a moment, before he stresses with newfound annoyance through his teeth.]
....nothing like me at all. Get out of my room!
Wh-what? Hey! Stop trying to oppress me! Free speech forever! You can't silence me! Waaaaah! Where are my allies to back me up? Englaaaand!
[He sets the camera down and moves over to physically move the actor out of his room by picking him up which he does, despite the yelling and the flailing. Yes, he can do that. Video times out during the manual extraction of the pesky actor.]