Hello! Uh... Don't mean to bother, but have any of you seen another robot like me around here? Not just like me, of course. He'd be going on and on about space all the time. Hard to miss him.

[Only because he's been wondering where the little space-obsessed sphere went. Not that he misses him or anything!]

Effects: None
Warnings: Spoilers for Portal 2, and very very scary AI overlords

( I used to want you dead, but... )

Effects: (Interactive)
Warnings: The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you that Android Hell is a real place, where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

All you see is a room. It's a blank, white washed room, void of anything else... Except a button on the floor. A giant red button. It is just sitting there ( Read more... )

[Character Name] Wheatley
[Canon] Portal 2
[Point Taken from Canon] SPAAAAACCCCEEEEEE

[Age] Old. Like, hundreds of years old.
[Gender] None, but he sounds male
[Sexual Orientation] He's a robot. Do I need to explain more?

[Eye Color] Blue
[Body Color] Metallic grey
[Height] N/A
[Other] His body is covered in scratches and has some visible damage ( Read more... )

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