20.2 pounds lost as of today, which means I've reached my first weight-loss goal! 2.5 inches off my waist, and 2.5 inches off my hips! Even the size 14 Gap Long & Lean jeans that I bought 4 years ago, and that used to be snug, have some extra room in them now! Wooooooo ( Read more... )

* I've lost 19 pounds in just over 2 months! Now all my pants are getting ridiculously baggy, especially the non-fitted stuff like my cargos and my jeans - some of them I can take off WITHOUT having to unbutton or unzip them ( Read more... )

I've been on this diet (if you can call it that) for almost five weeks now, and lost almost 8 pounds. Lemme tell you something, it's very hard to eat healthy when you don't have the time or inclination to cook from scratch. x_x But I have come up with a couple of no-cook, reasonably easy variants on tuna and chicken salad to eat at work that are ( Read more... )

LJmobile, WTF is going on here?

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Okay, so. I am, in fact, not dead, the recent barrenness of my LJ notwithstanding. I'm just too lazy to write up a whole post. But anyway, here's what's been going on ( Read more... )

Ever wondered what People of Walmart eat? It apparently involves such rareified delicacies as "musturd", "popcikles", "ham turkey", "speggtti", and "cedar cheese", all washed down with "surger + coolaid". And what meal is complete without "peace cigs"?

Most White Trash Shopping List In History Discovered At WalmartMaybe they would have done ( Read more... )

Hey all my LJ friends! Have you ever wanted to write a hideously bad Mary-Sue fanfic but don't have the time or creativity to do it? Well, thanks to the magic of the Interwebs, you can have it done for you!

No, I am not making this up.


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