INTRO AND CONTACT
Still gotta set this crap up (this thing is more confusing than one of Engie's freakin' dispenser blueprints). In the meantime, gimme a ring-a-ding-ding. You might not get through 'cause of all of the sexy ladies that are callin' me every day and tyin' up my team's only landline... but hey, ain't no harm in tryin'.
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... DAMN IT! -rubs eyes-
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Oh my god, why the hell- why can't I stop crying?!
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It's me, your brother! I was just calling to see how you're doing, but your not answering!
Anyways, I miss you SO much and I'm so super jealous that Mom and Dad sent you to the army, because I hear there's lots of men there and absolutley no girls! But Dad said I couldn't go...tsk! He's SUCH a big meanie!
Well, call me back sometime! Bye! I love you!
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NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO. How the freakin' hell did you find this number?! Mom didn't give it to you, did she? I told her not to give it to any of you bastards! I WILL KILL HER. I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU.
I hate you. Bye.
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And don't forget, our birthday is coming up sooooon! Maybe I'll send you a care package...or better yet, maybe I'll bring you something! I dying to see where you work and, y'know meet some of those macho soldier boys you work with....any cute ones you could introduce me to?
Well, I'll talk to you later, little brother! Good to hear from you again! I'll tell mom you said hiiii!!
(OOC- Scout's only younger by a few minutes, but whateves. XD)
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How are things? I really hope that you're doing well with your whole army thingy and that you're not getting beat up too badly or anything.
Anyways...things are going FAB back home! I just got a new job at the beauty parlor, and it is SO much fun!!! I really love it! And I have so much cash to go shopping and stuff now which is totally cool!
Well, anyways, I haven't been able to get a hold of you on the phone, and I was worried that you might be lonely out there..I'm guessing none of our other brothers ever call you or anything, because they're all so busy...except for Freeloader, but you know how he is...he still calls me by your name most of the time. Ha ha!
But everybody is doing well here and we real miss you! ...Well, I do, anyways. And yeah, I'll totally see if I can get some time off work to come visit you for our b-day ( ... )
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Hey, I don't care about anything you wrote to me. Here's a picture I made of what you should do while I'm away. I cut it out of a magazine and taped it together. This would be a great idea and you should try it. AND THEN NEVER WRITE TO ME OR TALK TO ME AGAIN.
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SCOOOUUUUUUUUT!!!I am having...*sob*sob* the worst...day...*sob*of my life! And...and...I feel like I don't have anyone to talk to...*sob* anymooorrre. *sniff* C-cause Grandma....is really old and deaf! And our other brothers..*sob* are all just jerks! And...we don't share a bedroom anymore...*sniff* so now I have nobody to listen to me.. when I'm upset ( ... )
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Look, maybe… ugh, gross… first off, you gotta stop telling me that you're giving guys blowjobs. I don't wanna hear about it. Guh. I almost threw up my breakfast just saying the word blowjobs. Urk. Oh god, there goes my stomach again. Okay, second, listen, maybe you'll find some other… guy… or something. I dunno. Just. Come on, it's not like the world's going to explode or anything.
Oh man, those repressed memories are all coming back to me now. Hahaha. There were a record number of Ken causalities that day. Good ol' stealth bomber. But I think I still have the belt marks from what happened afterward. Fuckin' Dad. I can't believe I got into trouble.
…hey, uh… being alone for Christmas is the best! You don't have to have to deal with all of the crazy shit that happens with your family! I mean, remember last ( ... )
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