INTRO AND CONTACT

[iamthescouthere]

Still gotta set this crap up (this thing is more confusing than one of Engie's freakin' dispenser blueprints). In the meantime, gimme a ring-a-ding-ding. You might not get through 'cause of all of the sexy ladies that are callin' me every day and tyin' up my team's only landline... but hey, ain't no harm in tryin'.

Comments

[iamthescouthere]

Oh my GOD! Seriously, Flit, just… freaking' calm the hell down! Jesus, you're a grown man, for Christ's sake, don't cry just because you can't… ugh… seriously, please, cool your goddamn jets. Take a deep breath and all that crap.

Look, maybe… ugh, gross… first off, you gotta stop telling me that you're giving guys blowjobs. I don't wanna hear about it. Guh. I almost threw up my breakfast just saying the word blowjobs. Urk. Oh god, there goes my stomach again. Okay, second, listen, maybe you'll find some other… guy… or something. I dunno. Just. Come on, it's not like the world's going to explode or anything.

Oh man, those repressed memories are all coming back to me now. Hahaha. There were a record number of Ken causalities that day. Good ol' stealth bomber. But I think I still have the belt marks from what happened afterward. Fuckin' Dad. I can't believe I got into trouble.

…hey, uh… being alone for Christmas is the best! You don't have to have to deal with all of the crazy shit that happens with your family! I mean, remember last Christmas when everyone came over and Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse had that huge fist fight in the living room, and then Ma was flipping out 'cause Freeloader brought all of his stupid ass friends back from his commune and shit? And then remember Dad got so pissed at Aunt Fran for, like, burning the ham or whatever, and threw the tree out of the window? Why do you wanna have to deal with all of that stupid stuff? I mean, if you came here, there'd be nothing but trouble! Things might be okay at first, but you know… we'd start fighting… I'd probably beat you up until you were crying… man, I don't think it's such a good idea. At all. You shouldn't do it. Just have a nice, relaxing Christmas at home with like… I don't know, get a freakin' cat or something.

[flitterflyxo]

You know...there is nothing wrong with a grown man crying, Scout! I never once made fun of you for crying everytime I turned on my rainbow lamp in our room..which you smashed, too, come to think of it! GAWD! YOU WERE SUCH A JERK!! GRANDMA GAVE ME THAT FOR OUR BIRTHDAY!! AND YOU WRECKED IT BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS! UGH!!

Well...maybe...I'll just cook dinner for Freeloader or something because he LOVES food...if I can get him out of Mom and Dad's house..but I'm SO not going over there to watch Mom and Dad get drunk and yell at each other.

But, if you get lonely or homesick up there...and I'll know if you do, because I'm your twin! Don't hesitate to give me a call, and I'll be up in a jiffy! And by the way, I really don't think you could beat me up...I won all those medals in wrestling, remember!? Mmm....damn, Johnny looked hawt in those spandex...good times.

Well, thanks for calling me back, I feel a little bit better now. Love you, brother!

[iamthescouthere]

We almost had a goddamn leprechaun infestation with all of the freakin' rainbows you had in that room! Either that or I could have found enough pots of gold to get me the hell out of the house earlier than I did. And I WASN'T JEALOUS. I HATE RAINBOWS.

That's not such a bad idea. The guy's gotta get off his ass sometime. And seriously, he's still with mom and dad? I guess he can take their fighting, though. Guy's always as high as a kite.

Yeah yeah, whatever, just leave me alone, okay?

(OOC - NEVER LEAVE SCOUT ALONE NEVVVEEERRR)