Retail therapy is like regular therapy, except with souvenirs.

[iamiorek]

I'm going to completely ignore the myriad emotional and social issues I've been whining about to myself (and priyankipedia and ashendi) for the past couple of days and instead tell you all about the fantastic shit I have just purchased.

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[fshfsh]

Those wallets are good because there's enough room for a tampon.
Unlike most wallets, which need to be carried in a purse, thus necessitating a whole bunch of other crap to schlep around.

[iamiorek]

There is actually not room for a tampon. At all. But it is still awesome and can be carried alone.

[braille_teeth]

oh my goodness.
the prints on the sheets. are excellent. I need them now.

[widdertwin]

To optimise your comfort in your new Holy Sheet Set, you may require one of these to sleep soundly at night. And it won't clash with the decor!

http://www.threatalertjesus.com/

I hope it's really as fuckin' huge as I'm led to believe by that photo with the happy family.

[iamiorek]

If it is that huge I can use it as a coat rack. Multitasking managed!

[sarcastic_irony]

Can we fuck on those sheets, love?

[iamiorek]

Only if you'll let me wear the crown of thorns this time.

[sarcastic_irony]

I suppose it is your turn...