Why hasn't anyone developed a good, quick, universally effective way to wipe out an entire species yet? If you know of someone who has send him my way. I will give him a pretty penny to liberate my kitchen from the furry winged scourge.

I'm going to completely ignore the myriad emotional and social issues I've been whining about to myself (and priyankipedia and ashendi) for the past couple of days and instead tell you all about the fantastic shit I have just purchased.

( I'm considering majoring in shopping. )