Truths about me.

• i am selfish
• i throw a silent tantrum when i feel ignored
• i am the textbook definition of a person that doesn't apply himself
• i don't sleep at night because i make up something bad that could happen and then i figure out how i'd deal with it
• i act like i am better than most people, and i still think ( Read more... )

she said "where I come from we have a word for boys just like you"
and I said "Jezzebel where I come from there's one for you too"
Miss Mistress take it from me
you have seen more than your fair share of scenes
that will make your eyes leak
when you utter stuttered names from the night before.
but darling keep me quiet or else i'll spill all the beans
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it's 3:18am now 5:15 and i cannot sleep a wink, i still have to get up at seven to do junk for my mom so i can be back in time to go to boston alone to give some girly my kitten, i think i resent her. i've attempted sleep for some time now to no avail, i am so uncomfortable, my heart feels like it's trying to pound out of my chest, like a jerk i ( Read more... )

my mother says that i mumble when i speak. however, that is a big step above how i usually just don't speak the actual words i wish to . all all all for the best i'm sure. my mouth, if used in the manor i tend to in good situations can make for a terrible outcome. i don't know where this is going, probably nowhere, just me making stupid claims that ( Read more... )

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dear so and so,
in just a few hours i will be completely transparent. more so than i already am.

i can't stand myself lately... i don't even wanna hang out with me.

note to self: ask doctor about trichotillomania.

i hate keepin' secrets...
i hate fat lips...
but i loooove shammy.

there is something wrong with me i can't quite put my finger on it but there is. my head goes in far too many different directions at one time. i focus more on problems that don't exist and things i have no need to worry about more than any actual problems in my life, which are kinda minimal (and not about me) but are there, and somewhat beyond my ( Read more... )

i just got the intersomethingorother back for the first time in a while, and i really kinda wish i hadn't all it does is infuriate me ( Read more... )

SERIOUSLY SOME THINGS IN THIS ARE A BIT ON THE GROSS SIDE, IT BY NO MEANS EXPRESSES MY PERSONALITY OR VIEWS AS A HUMAN BEING

**PARTS THAT ARE NEW ARE BOLD**

PART ONE: RANDALL
Chapter 1: I got Circumcised when I was Nine (DONE!?)

My mother was 15 when I was born. Or I guess what I should say is, she was 15 when my father, then a 19 year old ( Read more... )