This isn't Colditz ( Read more... )

Prinnies are great for target practice, dood! And with the cops all focused on this museum nonsense, I can get things done with even less concern about being caught than usual.

What an awesome weekend.

Okay, this is fairly awesome. I haven't seen this many breasts in one place since that strip club in Shinjuku.

And I don't have any of my own. XD

...Chloe's happen to be particularly nice.

God damn. I really need a job ( Read more... )

HEY EVERYONE. GREEN BEER IS 50 CENTS A GLASS AT ILLUSIONS.

I'm not wearing anything but my jacket and a pair of festive boxers. And my hair has not looked like this in a looooooooooooooong time.

( Taking a quick break from drinking to do this thing... )

 I get to cure some amnesia tonight. Sweet.

 Bored.

As.

Hell.

I wasn't gonna go back to lecturing at those vacant-eyed snot-nosed brats at the high school, but this is too much free time even for me.

 Damnation. That's twice since I got here. I mean, yeah, there's been weird shit going on both times, but it's still too close for comfort ( Read more... )

 It's not working it's not working WHY WON'T THE VOICES STOOOOOP

*rocks self in a corner*

((Ladies and gentlemen...emo-junkie-rape victim-prostitute Schuldich has arrived. XD))

 Well, the rose-inflicted wounds have mostly healed up.

The hickeys, on the other hand, are another story. XD

God, if stupid Valentine's Day was that much fun, I can't WAIT to see what St. Patrick's has to offer.