KISS ME, I'M...GERMAN?
HEY EVERYONE. GREEN BEER IS 50 CENTS A GLASS AT ILLUSIONS.
I'm not wearing anything but my jacket and a pair of festive boxers. And my hair has not looked like this in a looooooooooooooong time.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Schuldich
2. Mastermind
3. Erich
THREE SCREENNAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. i_shot_ur_pigs
2. That's it
3. I don't usually bother with this crap
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. My hair
2. My ass
3. My...insert euphamism of choice here XD
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. What's not to like? XD
2.
3.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. I'm all German
2. And damn proud of it
3. ...Though today I kinda wish I was Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Losing myself
2. Golf clubs
3. Chloe's designer shoes
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Caffeine
2. Nicotine
3. Excitement
THREE THINGS THAT YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Green jacket
2. Festive boxers
3. And a SMIIIILE XD
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS
1. The B-52s
2. Die Prinzen
3. Celine Dion
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment)
1. Dragostea Din Tei - O Zone
2. Umbrella - Rhianna
3. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Hot,
2. kinky
3. sex. XD
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. A human brain weighs about three pounds.
2. Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
3. Unconsciousness will occur 8-10 seconds after loss of blood supply to the brain.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Lips
2. Ass
3. Flexibility XD
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Drinking
2. Screwing with people
3. ...Just screwing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Jager shots
2. Edward
3. Foxxy
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED
1. ...You're joking, right?
2.
3.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Vegas
2. Cancun
3. Amsterdam
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE
1. ...You're joking, right?
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Get married
2. Buy a house in the country
3. ...HAHA, PSYCH!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY (LIKE) A GIRL
1. I have long hair
2. I look damned hot in a dress
3. And high heels
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY (LIKE) A BOY
1. I drink beer
2. I curse like a sailor
3. I'm constantly horny
THREE THINGS THAT I'VE DISCOVERED I LIKE THAT SEEM WEIRD TO ME
1. Teaching at the goddamned high school
2. That Thing
3. Spending time with Edward...that's not in bed
THREE PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS MEME
1. Edward
2.
3.
I'm not wearing anything but my jacket and a pair of festive boxers. And my hair has not looked like this in a looooooooooooooong time.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Schuldich
2. Mastermind
3. Erich
THREE SCREENNAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. i_shot_ur_pigs
2. That's it
3. I don't usually bother with this crap
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. My hair
2. My ass
3. My...insert euphamism of choice here XD
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. What's not to like? XD
2.
3.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. I'm all German
2. And damn proud of it
3. ...Though today I kinda wish I was Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Losing myself
2. Golf clubs
3. Chloe's designer shoes
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Caffeine
2. Nicotine
3. Excitement
THREE THINGS THAT YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Green jacket
2. Festive boxers
3. And a SMIIIILE XD
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS
1. The B-52s
2. Die Prinzen
3. Celine Dion
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment)
1. Dragostea Din Tei - O Zone
2. Umbrella - Rhianna
3. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Hot,
2. kinky
3. sex. XD
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. A human brain weighs about three pounds.
2. Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
3. Unconsciousness will occur 8-10 seconds after loss of blood supply to the brain.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Lips
2. Ass
3. Flexibility XD
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Drinking
2. Screwing with people
3. ...Just screwing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Jager shots
2. Edward
3. Foxxy
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED
1. ...You're joking, right?
2.
3.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Vegas
2. Cancun
3. Amsterdam
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE
1. ...You're joking, right?
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Get married
2. Buy a house in the country
3. ...HAHA, PSYCH!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY (LIKE) A GIRL
1. I have long hair
2. I look damned hot in a dress
3. And high heels
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY (LIKE) A BOY
1. I drink beer
2. I curse like a sailor
3. I'm constantly horny
THREE THINGS THAT I'VE DISCOVERED I LIKE THAT SEEM WEIRD TO ME
1. Teaching at the goddamned high school
2. That Thing
3. Spending time with Edward...that's not in bed
THREE PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS MEME
1. Edward
2.
3.