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Hey, this is a non-friends post. As such, it is directed towards people who are not in my friends list, so just bear that in mind.
Do not fucking ask my friends what I post about. You are not on my friends list. My friends list is protected because you are not going to read it. Trying to spy on me behind me back and using devious means is just ( Read more... ) -
Oh Lord
So I watched Twilight last night and this is all I can think of . . . (credit to Justin of course, for the idea. I Photoshopped this.)
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On Being a Hero
Last weekend, Nate went to Minneapolis. Some guy was evidently handing out business cards advertising himself as an "everyday super-hero." He would just go around and try to do genuinely nice and helpful things for everyone; his mantra was something to the effect of: "if everyone was an everyday super-hero, we wouldn't need policemen ( Read more... ) -
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From impensada. I've done similar things in the past, though ( Read more... ) -
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This sounds like a caricature of me, except I'm fully aware that I have no listeners.
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Letter to Mr. Dikko
So, with much thought and deliberation, I've decided to write back to Mr. Dikko. Here is what I've composed. Should I send it? He's promised me a generous sum of money and I really feel like I can trust him. He seems like a fair man, incapable of lying through email. Let me know what you think.
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Hey guys, I came across an email today that might allow me acquire $9.8 million dollars. I could really use the money, and Mr. Dikko here sounds like a pretty up-and-up person. I think I can trust him ( Read more... ) -
Canadian Humor, eh?
Yes, so apparently Canadian satire is rapidly on the "out" due to tentative humorists hiding from the big, bad corporate and political wolves threatening to literally sue the pants off them, should they even sort of commit libel. This is pretty depressing, as Canadian humor used to be hilarious - watch Kids in the Hall. While Americans have The ( Read more... )
