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Hey guys, I came across an email today that might allow me acquire $9.8 million dollars. I could really use the money, and Mr. Dikko here sounds like a pretty up-and-up person. I think I can trust him.
I'm especially heart-broken that Mr. Yuan-dong has perished in "a gassy car accident." I think that if I were to die, I would not want it to be in a gassy way. My heart goes out to him.
Also, Mr. Dikko says that he obtained my "impressive information" via a Yahoo! search. Wow, that's pretty incredible. He found me on Yahoo! See, normally I wouldn't be one to trust a search engine that provided me with a random name of a random person, but I can see that Mr. Dikko is a very trusting person. He must have a heart of gold.
I am also awed by the fact that Mr. Dikko is concerned about causing raised eyebrows at his work. Now we all know that I'm not one to ruffle any feathers and that I like to maintain a comfortable level of invisibility. Therefore, you can understand my heightened level of respect for Mr. Dikko, who is unwilling to cause his coworkers' faces to alter in any way.
Mr. Dikko assures me also that this is 100% risk free. Wow, do I like those odds! Often, I believe that there is some margin of error when entering into any "sketchy" business deal, but since there is no margin of error at ALL in Mr. Dikko's plan, I am convinced that this isn't a sketchy business deal at all! He must be completely legitimate!
I really think I should contact him. What do you guys think? He's awaiting my "hansom reply" so please be quick in your comments.
FROM THE DESK OF MR UMARU DIKKO
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION OF
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
Dear Friend,
I am MR UMARU DIKKO the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank Of Africa(BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West-Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.
During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person Mr.Sheu Yuan-dong who died on February 16, 2000 in a gassy car accident with his entire family on there way back from Bobo Delaso the formal capital city of Burkina-Faso, and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.
The said amount was U.S $9.8M (Nine million eight hundred United States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through yahoo search on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.
Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bona fide next of kin to the deceased, to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit
your self to this great business opportunity.
In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant (A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank.
This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me. Please, you have been advised to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.
I look forward to receive your hansom reply via this email address below. Yours faithfully,
MR UMARU DIKKO .
I'm especially heart-broken that Mr. Yuan-dong has perished in "a gassy car accident." I think that if I were to die, I would not want it to be in a gassy way. My heart goes out to him.
Also, Mr. Dikko says that he obtained my "impressive information" via a Yahoo! search. Wow, that's pretty incredible. He found me on Yahoo! See, normally I wouldn't be one to trust a search engine that provided me with a random name of a random person, but I can see that Mr. Dikko is a very trusting person. He must have a heart of gold.
I am also awed by the fact that Mr. Dikko is concerned about causing raised eyebrows at his work. Now we all know that I'm not one to ruffle any feathers and that I like to maintain a comfortable level of invisibility. Therefore, you can understand my heightened level of respect for Mr. Dikko, who is unwilling to cause his coworkers' faces to alter in any way.
Mr. Dikko assures me also that this is 100% risk free. Wow, do I like those odds! Often, I believe that there is some margin of error when entering into any "sketchy" business deal, but since there is no margin of error at ALL in Mr. Dikko's plan, I am convinced that this isn't a sketchy business deal at all! He must be completely legitimate!
I really think I should contact him. What do you guys think? He's awaiting my "hansom reply" so please be quick in your comments.
FROM THE DESK OF MR UMARU DIKKO
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION OF
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
Dear Friend,
I am MR UMARU DIKKO the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank Of Africa(BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West-Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.
During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person Mr.Sheu Yuan-dong who died on February 16, 2000 in a gassy car accident with his entire family on there way back from Bobo Delaso the formal capital city of Burkina-Faso, and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.
The said amount was U.S $9.8M (Nine million eight hundred United States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through yahoo search on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.
Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bona fide next of kin to the deceased, to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit
your self to this great business opportunity.
In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant (A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank.
This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me. Please, you have been advised to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.
I look forward to receive your hansom reply via this email address below. Yours faithfully,
MR UMARU DIKKO .