So my grandpa died today, which sucks. He was awesome. I hope I'm gonna be like him when I'm old. He gave everyone shit, especially if they didn't deserve it seems. He was smart too, like he would be an ass to all his nurses untill they gave him stronger medication to shut him up, which is exactly what he wanted in the 1st place! Yeah he was ( Read more... )

One week of work left, then 2 days, then I'm livin in cocoa, BITCH ( Read more... )

Uneventful coupple of days ( Read more... )

Whelp, I finally talked to my roomates tonight after a bowel and a rowdy game of online Jeoperdy, and I told em I'm movin on up. To the east side of florida as a matter of fact. To a deluxe home in the ghetto. Yes, I've finally found a piece of the pie ( Read more... )

Had to work all day Thanksgiving selling scratch tickets to crack heads who have either been disowned or are too embaressed to spend the day with family. Then I go out with my buddy Robbie, and he says he'll but 10 bucks in the tank if I drive south. He just wanted to see farther south, so I said sure why not. we get about 50 miles away and the ( Read more... )

I heard a story on the news down here about how crack heads are hiding their shit in their yards now to confuse cops, and squirls are finding and eating the rocs, so there are crack head squirls running around my neighbor hood. This is how fucked up diseases get created ( Read more... )

Extra work day today, grouted and carried carpet all day. 50 bucks is 50 bucks ( Read more... )

Today there was a car accident down the road from work that closed down traffic going north almost all day. I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but a cement truck fell over on it's side and totally crushed a small car with 3 people in it. And I mean totally crushed it, no part of the car was more then 3 feet off the ground. Fuckin crazy, I ( Read more... )

I saw the biggest spider ever at work today. We had to clean all the spider webs off the lights out front so my manager was spraying them down with the hose. after he finished we were smoking our cigarettes out front when I looked up and right over my head was a jet black spider whos body must have been as big as a silver doller. I dove out of ( Read more... )

Worst day ever.
People down here are ass holes.
Don't trust Puesto Ricans.
Splitting head ache.
Need to sleep.
Southerners suck ass.
Can't wait to try out my new brass knuckles.

Tonight I shall dream, and dream of better days.