GIANT SPIDER

Nov 01, 2005 19:32

I saw the biggest spider ever at work today. We had to clean all the spider webs off the lights out front so my manager was spraying them down with the hose. after he finished we were smoking our cigarettes out front when I looked up and right over my head was a jet black spider whos body must have been as big as a silver doller. I dove out of the way pointing and speaking in tonugeswhile Jason sprayed it with the hose and knocked him down then yelled KILL IT! So I charged him and delivered him a shattering gorilla stomp. He poped wicked loud under my feet, the most satisfyingly disgusting thing I think I ever heard.
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