GIANT SPIDER

[i_hate_zeke]

I saw the biggest spider ever at work today. We had to clean all the spider webs off the lights out front so my manager was spraying them down with the hose. after he finished we were smoking our cigarettes out front when I looked up and right over my head was a jet black spider whos body must have been as big as a silver doller. I dove out of

Comments

You blew it.

[anonymous]

What if that was a radioactive spider and you just blew your only chance for super powers? Huh? Did you even stop to consider that? Good job Zeke. You blew it. You could have been swinging from building to building, that or you would have been rushed to the hospital. But its worth the risk!
-Jesse Pants

Re: You blew it.

[i_hate_zeke]

Anything requiring a spider bite from that motherfucker isn't worth it, I'll stick to bathing in radioactive waste, thank you.