OOC:

Name: Cat
Are you over 16?: Yes
Personal LJ: catspaws
Email: catchan220@gmail.com
Timezone: central
Other contact: AIM: Catchan220
Characters already in the game: nope
How did you find us?: friends

IC:

Character name: Invader Zim

Fandom: Invader Zim

Timeline: end of series

Age: Zim’s true age is unknown. He pretended to be an elementary school ( Read more... )

Attention Pokemon trainers, I am ZIM!
The mightiest member of the illustrious Team Rocket. I will now be taking your strongest and rarest Pokemon
and I will use them to destroy the world!

MOM, DAD I HATE YOU!

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
Not only am I a SMELLY, STINKY, UGLY, HOOMAN,
my unit will not recognize me as it's master.

THE DEVICE NEEDS TO BE MONITORED!
Normally I would not do this but,
HOOMAN IN MY BODY,
you must come to me at once so I can use you to get back inside.
IF YOU DO NOT ASSIST ME, terrible things will happen.
TERRIBLE THINGS!

[a few seconds of static flowed by an abrupt bang]

yes! YES!
this is perfect

[evil (as evil as Zim can be) laughter and then the recording cuts off]

WHICH one of you FILTHY worm babies possesses mind wiping technology?
Do not think I will take your actions lightly.
NO ONE but the armada will alter MY memories without feeling my MIGHTY FISTS OF WRATH!

Sleep peacefully now pitiful hoomans FOR YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

Zim wants to know, what is this thing you hoomans call Fan Fiction?
I am both frightened and intrigued by this thing. What does it do? What is it's purpose? What is this Yaow-weee?

(a long pause of silence and then I shriek as the sound cuts out)

WHAT IS THIS?!?!

You have all transformed into beasts!

NOW IS MY CHANCE! I must build cages! CAGES! Zim will trap you ALL by the end of the week!

(zim is unaffected, seeing as his "animal" attribute was hooman)

[the screen turns on and a very disgruntled little alien is standing in front of it. He clears his throat and pauses for a moment before speaking into the camera ( Read more... )

What is this? WHAT IS THIS?
Why is there a DOG in my base?!

this is not just any stinky filth earth monster either, it LOOKS exactly like GIR, but it's even LESS useful than he is.

I do not care for this green beast, perhaps it would be best used as a lab rat dog.