I'm sorry livejournal. I've abandoned you. Mostly because I've been busy, then writing in a paper journal (analog!), then because I got roped into myspace ( Read more... )

I met Hugh Hefner and three of his playmate girlfriends today. Ish. By "met" I mean "saw"... they were in my office building shooting for Hef's reality show or something. So I stood around and caught a glimpse while they were filming ( Read more... )

I have proof that karma exists ( Read more... )

I'm listening to Sublime 40 oz to Freedom and it reminds me of being in 10th grade. That was like....8 years ago? I guess that seems right, I'm old though.

Point in case: A friend who shall remain nameless is living with a guy ( Read more... )

Ahoy hoy ( Read more... )

A couple of weeks ago I figured I just needed to get out of dodge for a while so I bought a plane ticket and a few days later I was with Carrie in New York. That was really a good time. I hadn't seen her in almost a year, which is a really long considering we used to be joined at the hip. I loooooooooved NYC. If I was a millionaire I would move ( Read more... )

Well, I'm bored.

So bored in fact that I just took the time to paste my own face into a mugshot that I found online and made it my new icon. Please notice my new "mom" tattoo.

What am I doing with my life? Why am I still in Chicago at the same job? Why aren't I making more money and traveling and able to speak three languages? (Clearly my ( Read more... )

Cinco de Mayo was fun. A bunch ( Read more... )

Yvonne had her baby on April 6th! Little Gavin Lee Johnson. I was so happy and excited when he was born, so I learned that despite all my bitching about her rocketing at light speed along the married with children track.... babies bring joy. I still haven't finished knitting his baby blanket yet, so I'm working furiously at that ( Read more... )

Well March is in like a lion ( Read more... )