I love when fear causes me to sleep with my bedroom door locked at night. Fear of lunatics who I assume have hideous plans to cut me as I sleep because they hate me so much they can't even look me in the eye ( Read more... )

One of my co-workers thinks my name is Kim. Thursday, she called me Kim twice (correcting herself afterward both times) and then the third time, corrected herself halfway through and called me Karen instead. I thought, "Well, at least she's getting the right number of syllables. That's an improvement ( Read more... )

I had my interview yesterday with Crain Communications. I was really hoping that it would go well, but I didn't expect it to go as well as it did. The first guy I interviewed with, John, told me that they had already interviewed one other person and that they had one more person to interview next week, so I figured I'd have to wait a while to hear ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that I was friends with both Paris and Nicole, but since they had a falling out, I had to choose between them. In dreamworld, I was very, very torn and woke up all stressed out. But obviously, the correct choice is Nicole. Duh. Dream-Me is stupid ( Read more... )

I'm actually really sad. And I never thought that would happen. But I am. And I've had about 4 emotional breakdowns today ( Read more... )

I think Monanica told me to do this. And I am so totally procrastinating my paper right now, so here's my random list of information ( Read more... )

Favorite moment of the day ( Read more... )

I've laid awake for the past two hours, desperately trying to sleep, but to no avail. I just laid there, thinking about everything, stressing. It's April now: I move to New York in a month. And yeah, I've known about this for a very long time now, but it seems to have just really dawned on me. A fucking month. I'm...terrified ( Read more... )

Today I almost got into a fist fight with the girl at Blockbuster. Well, not so much "almost", as I just really wanted to punch her in the face and tell her to buy a hair brush and some frizz-ease. How am I ever going to find a job? I have no people skills to speak of and I hate everyone ( Read more... )

"OH. MY. GOD." This is what watching 24 makes me scream repeatedly at the TV ( Read more... )