Just taking a moment to track shipment on my Harry Potter book ( Read more... )

I have been feeling so "Brothers on a Hotel Bed" lately. What the crap is wrong with me ( Read more... )

Borat is the most hilarious film I have ever seen in my life. It was breathtaking. I was expecting typical Borat, which I almost always end up covering up half my face as I watch, because he or the idiots he speaks with are saying such unbearable things. But there is a part in this movie that you could not imagine, nor can you really believe as ( Read more... )

I love mi hermano. He is never fails to crack me up with his brotherific humor.

His advice to me for taking the GRE on Saturday:
"When in doubt, just ask yourself....what would Chuck Norris do.....
Round house kick the crap out of the GRE...."

That is all.

The best song lyrics from the last 13 years? Coolio? Lisa Loeb? I wish this was some kind of sick joke. This sucks:
USA Weekend Poll

Yuck. We have a patient here today that was born in 1956. He is a few months younger than my mother. His wife, sporting a noticable baby bump was born in 1983, a few months before I was. Say it again together...ewwwwwwww. What makes it worse is that this patient came in about 4 days ago to make sure he could find our location and he proceeded ( Read more... )

This is turning out to be better than I thought. One exam down (I'm pretty sure I passed -- I have to pass it to pass the class, b/c it is worth 150 points out of 500 something) I wish I had actually studied, although I'm not sure it would have actually helped. With my subject area TEXES there was only one right answer. This war happened in ( Read more... )

Oh man...You know in Beck's song Hell Yes, where he makes that robotic "yes" sound? Neal randomly makes that sound sometimes and it is just so funny to me. So last night in my dream we were like trapped in an evil lair or something of the sort and like he used that sound to make our captors be impressed and laugh at our cleverness and let us go ( Read more... )

Days like this always kind of throw me for a loop. I'm always rushing around here at work trying to keep everything running smoothly. And then as I'm rushing back to deliver a message to a patient, the nurses tell me to hold up. Then I hear the Dr. behind the curtain revealing that the patient, 51 years old has colon cancer. To hear the wife ( Read more... )

Don't you love it when guys like Harry send you myspace messages like this?

Subject: No Subject
Body: i love u angell marry wiuth me i wont let u cry

Nice...I really am tempted...but I've got a good thing going on here...with no obvious languange barriers.

Le sigh.