I got my hair cut. A lot.

I got the hard copy of my ID in the mail today, meaning....

I need people to come out with me at midnight next Saturday night. Why? Because I can.

I was all happy today because I finished up Italian, and thus, the spring semester, at about 12:30. Then I had lunch with some friends of my sister's (hey, it's better than eating alone, and they're okay ( Read more... )

I was really pissed off because another Bushism has emerged: "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
That makes me nervous.

BUT.
Then I rechecked Google News, and it turns out that Scott McClellan has resigned. So we get someone new to make fun of and tell us what Daddy decides is best.
Still, change is good.

And I'm still up working. And school stuff still hasn't been done, and most likely will not be done ( Read more... )

Hey, I've got a riddle for you guys:
Sara

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Daniel

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beautiful Fort Walton Beach, Florida

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diamond ring

=

???

Answer: I'm in a good mood for a while.

I have a lot of so-called "guilty" pleasures.
Like music by the Killers, for example. And this new Weezer song that really doesn't even deserve to be called a Weezer song, but is for some reason just so damn catchy- "Perfect Situation."
I also am addicted to Andrew Sullivan, Arianna Huffington (nice mix, see), warliberal.com, google news, livejournal ( Read more... )

I just decided that Mississippians should no longer be allowed to vote. Or speak. Why? Because I said so. America will be the better for it.

The following ads actually ran in various magazines:

No friends or family on X-Mas? Booze will be your friend! (Booze will always be your friend!) -Athens, Ga. "Flagpole"  (Bar ad)

"Remember that having rocks in your head can be simply brilliant! - Berkeley, Calif. "East Bay Express" (jewelry store)

Sorry, they made me laugh.
And I'm a little light ( Read more... )

I went to the gym and banged my knee on the stationary bike. I am retarded.
Then, I went and got a peanut butter milkshake. Although I have gained six pounds recently, I don't feel bad about the milkshake because it is undeniably yummy.
School started back today. I'm tired because Daniel keeps snoring and keeping me awake, and I got very little ( Read more... )