I went to bed at three because I was nauseous, cramping, and in serious back pain. Magically, I managed to fall asleep for two hours ( Read more... )

It's sad that a ten minute conversation with my ex-boyfriend can leave me utterly exhausted, whereas, previously, I was pleasant, thoughtful, and perky ( Read more... )

Abandoned Pools has a new album coming out. And an EP.

*shudders all over, melts into puddle*

And 30 Seconds To Mars has an album coming out in August.

*melts once more*

Washing the dishes, I unzip my sister's lunch bag to empty it out and clean whatever utensils lie inside. Instead, out falls a white training bra. I pick it up with two fingers and inspect it - my sister doesn't wear training bras. She's ten, and whatever breasts she has right now are actually just fat. (Unkind, but true.) And, mum won't let her ( Read more... )

The croutons I am eating currently are called, simply, "Seasoned". Now, how ubiquitous is that? Seasoned with what? Could be rat poisoning, for all the labeling does. I bet rat poison makes everything tastier.

I wonder if they use the ground up bits of small children. I should look at the ingredients.

Drat. No small children in these croutons. ( Read more... )

I tried to be anorexic, today.

I lasted until 3:00 PM, whereupon I ate three gingersnap cookies, one rather large piece of bread, and a mini-bagel.

Hopeless.

I suppose I really shall have to start exercising regularly. Drat!

Today we had a field trip to the state Capitol to go to a historical Lewis and Clark movie and to visit the California Museum of History, Women, and the Arts. Well, the movie was nice, the museum was tedious, and lunch was quite delicious (caesar salad, blackberry italian soda, and a lemon bar, if you must know). When we came back to the bus area, ( Read more... )

So. Rather aggravated. I've been pruning my hostees, lately - the people that are hosted on my domain - and one, I let slide, because occasionally, I see her update her art, though she didn't say she'd updated. I dunno, maybe I'm a lunatic. Maybe she'd never updated in the first place.

But finally, it got to the point where I knew where she hadn' ( Read more... )

Me: Aren't I cute!?
Mum: Your pants are a bit low...
Dad: She just says that because she's jealous she can't wear her pants low like that.
Mum: I will one day! When I'm older, and wearing those elastic pants, and I keep stepping on the ends of them and they come down and my Depends are revealed!

Having read tons of gay fiction, it occurs to me: why do best friends always go "you don't fancy me, do you?" when the protagonist's leanings are revealed. It's a really stupid, egotistical question.

My friends have never asked me that.

Then again, my friends and I spend a lot of our time being really lesbian together.