the mysteries of croutons

[howlovely]

The croutons I am eating currently are called, simply, "Seasoned". Now, how ubiquitous is that? Seasoned with what? Could be rat poisoning, for all the labeling does. I bet rat poison makes everything tastier.

I wonder if they use the ground up bits of small children. I should look at the ingredients.

Drat. No small children in these croutons.

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[drwinkles]

Is this post a joke?

"Like OMGz! Do they actually put children in croutons!?"

I kid, of course. Just had to mock myself for that last comment I left. =)

Croutons are awesome.

[howlovely]

In certain croutons, I have found references to ground children bits. You think BHT is a preservative, huh? Well, it's NOT. It stands for Body/Head/Thighs.

I KNOW THE TRUTH.

Croutons are truly awesome.

[fabricated__]

ROFL LMAO! I feel like a bad friend. I'm so selfish. I should be commenting more. Darn this compli-ma-cated life of mine!

[howlovely]

*CLINGS* don't worry about commenting, dahlink! I go weeks without commenting, and then I feel AHWFUL, and I'm like, I love you, I do, I do!