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Oliver/Dieter FTW
"Take cover!" A burly boy in a red and yellow sweater charged past Dieter and down the hallway. Dieter heard the sound of running feet from around the corner, and decided that beating a hasty retreat was better than staying put. Running down the hallway, there seemed to be no safe hiding in sight. Just as the herd of pursuers rounded the corner ( Read more... ) -
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Dieter's pancakes were legendary, and he had been offered many things in exchange for the recipe, including sex, drugs, and Horst's pasta maker. What Dieter was afraid of revealing was that his famous mix came from the back of a Bisquick box, but with one minor addition. In a sleepy stupor one morning, he had grabbed the powdered Evil instead of ( Read more... ) -
Dieter/Horst
Horst looked up from his meal when he heard the front door open, but it wasn't until the mysterious stranger dropped his bag by the kitchen door that he knew for sure. Dieter was home. "I didn't think you'd come," he said, not looking over his shoulder. Dieter came up behind him and placed his hands on his shoulders ( Read more... ) -
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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Bauer Butterkäse.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would not kill him, but I would soundly defeat Carrottop in a tennis match.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for me to hit the sauna. Would you like to come?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead ( Read more... )