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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Bauer Butterkäse.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would not kill him, but I would soundly defeat Carrottop in a tennis match.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for me to hit the sauna. Would you like to come?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I think you know. *wink*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Love. The tennis term, of course.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage is so limiting. Harry should be with them both, and at the same time, if he can help it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need to have more sex on your desk. That will fix the problem.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm hot. I'm German. And I want to sex *clap* you up.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can offer you coffee, tea, or me.
Bauer Butterkäse.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would not kill him, but I would soundly defeat Carrottop in a tennis match.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for me to hit the sauna. Would you like to come?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I think you know. *wink*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Love. The tennis term, of course.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage is so limiting. Harry should be with them both, and at the same time, if he can help it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need to have more sex on your desk. That will fix the problem.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm hot. I'm German. And I want to sex *clap* you up.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can offer you coffee, tea, or me.