I lost it today with a customer.

Her only comeback:  You are being terribly disrespectful.

Laurie:  1
Snatchface: 0

To all you fucking assholes that can't read,
The sign says
Speed Limit 45 WHERE WORKERS PRESENT.

Oh my god. One year ago my class graduated from high school. That amazes me.

Today can't end fast enough.

Spring fuckin break.

How exactly are you supposed to react when you find out another girl has kissed your boyfriend??

Visions of gunfire dance in my head.

Why is there no channel 1?

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

I wanna write but have nothiing to say.

Damnit.

It's hot out.

This is the kind of bullshit e-mails I get from my Intro to Business prof...she helps run a chihuahua shelter ( Read more... )

( The same 'ol survey )