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Your Result: The West

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the ( Read more... )

I'm still alive, in case you were wondering. I just haven't had anything of interest to write about, so blah.

But now... I'll be in CANCUN in TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

So... I'm at home... with my wife... the Jew.... we are currently attempting a dollar amount to acquire the new house... together... she's very long winded and apparently trying to kill me.... OR i could stab ner... any thoughts?

I agreed to go to a BBQ this weekend w/ a bunch of people from high school that I haven't really spoken to in 13 years (that makes me feel REALLY old). At least I have a family thingy that day too, so I have a quick out if need be. Why did I agree to this ( Read more... )

My weekend ( Read more... )

Glory be! I'm finally updating from home! Shelly came over last night to install my high speed internet, and just as Caroline predicted, this is all I've used it for so far. So what to do next? Check my bank account to see how little is left? Too depressing... Pay a bill online? Even more depressing... Maybe some porn... Too tired. Anywho ( Read more... )

I was in Sedona the weekend, and sat with a past life regressionist for an hour. it was very interesting ( Read more... )

So, I never made it to the gym last night, but Shelly & I did get a lot of stuff done. I even washed my car, finally! We went to Sweet Tomatoes to have a healthy salad for dinner, though we completely out-ate the fat people at the next table. IT WAS AWESOME ( Read more... )

So, there was a hot guy laying on my front porch this morning as I left for work. Very odd. I don't think he was homeless, because he was far too clean for that. He startled me when I opened my front door, he said, "Good morning." I replied the same. He asked me how it was goin'... I said fine, locked my door and turned to leave. Then he ( Read more... )

So I dreamt last night that I was in the Middle East on vacation with my family. It was very vivid! I even gave directions to my brother-in-law from my cell phone (which was much nicer than my real one I might add) on how to get to the *black market* un-cut gem dealer down the street from our hotel. It was so real I could literally feel the ( Read more... )