Wierd fuckin' dreams that weren't about fuckin' at all...

[hoohoodilly]

So I dreamt last night that I was in the Middle East on vacation with my family. It was very vivid! I even gave directions to my brother-in-law from my cell phone (which was much nicer than my real one I might add) on how to get to the *black market* un-cut gem dealer down the street from our hotel. It was so real I could literally feel the earring backings that I was picking up from the grass that I dropped because I'm a clutz. Now would be a good time to point out that if I was at a *black market* un-cut gem dealer in the Middle East, I doubt there would be neither earring backings nor the abundance of grass that was in my dream. Then we came home and three people died, one being my uncle. There was a triple funeral and my Mom was angry with me because I was bare foot and walking toward the caskets. Then, my Mom got so upset about my uncle that she threw herself into the coffin and knocked the body clean out of it. It was crazy but I remember laughing in shock. Then the person in the middle casket woke up and wasn't really dead, but instead temporarily paralyzed by something we ate in the Middle East (like from an episode of Creep Show where the everyone thinks that the lady is dead but you see her eyes open through the window of the coffin while their throwing dirt into her grave onto the coffin - definitely creepy). I was EXTREMELY happy because I was dancing all over the place, and for those of you who know me... I don't dance.

Oh oh oh! AND, in order to get to the funeral, I stuck my car key into a sidewalk crack next to a weed, and the weed unfolded into a convertible (like a Transformer) and I drove away, but I smacked the back end of the car driving off of the curb. I guess I should've picked a weed that was already street level.

Yeah, maybe I should watch what I eat so close to bedtime.

Question: Has anyone ever seen a real casket that had a window over the face of the deceased person inside?