A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete "city" outfit ( Read more... )

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My Personality

Neuroticism

99
Extraversion

20
Openness To Experience

77
Agreeableness

37
Conscientiousness

26
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MySpace Surveys, Bebo and MySpace Layouts by Pulseware Survey Software

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To my little sister, although she sin't on any of my friend lists anymore... pay special attention to verse one and the chorus ( Read more... )

Thanks Chuck.. ^_^ or whoever you stole this from  XP

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the ( Read more... )

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> I am Isis Glitterridge

MY NEW STRIPPER NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE....
See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends:
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Post it in your journal for your other friends to see.

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well, the last few weeks I have been saving money like crazy... putting off buying as many things as possible. Saving money for a car and to move out.. with my tax return I had enough to buy a crap car ( Read more... )

So I was kinda really annoyed the other day.... I did my one year evaluation with my boss and he mentioned that the company eliminated the Reservations Manager position to allow for higher wages, but this was a position that he offered me back in the summer ^_^’ one that I really wanted ( Read more... )

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